Do we really need to discuss Poopy Politics? Can't we all get along and just say the things that make us all have the most joy? Why not celebrate as a family instead of grouse about having to waste your entire remaining prosperity to run from psychopathic nazis that will report you to the secret police? We're all one big family and its not like we all had factions that came together and ignored me for years or said that I'm a bad person or spread rumors among the family that I was dangerous and spoke to a lawyer about whether or not they could takeout a restraining order on me or something. Its not like I have REASON to believe that my father when I have just lost my teeth on a trip to Idaho and was in blinding pain because he couldn't be bothered to take me to a decent dentist had all the kids sing "We Hate Tommy" in the car that has haunted my mind every day for years contributing to a desire to kill myself before I met my wife or something.
And even if I was 8, everyone else is young, its not like they could remember it or something
The thing is, the inability to apologize, to be a generic Christian and say you are sorry is one of the things that makes these problems linger and fester. When I say I'm sorry, I mean it until blind family loyalty puts my beloved at risk by being loyal to A FUCKING NAZI. Let's plan the family reunion with A FUCKING NAZI. Let's go one more time to say goodbye to my ailing dying father who is being cared for by.A FOAM FROTHING YELLS AT SCHOOL BOARD MEETINGS STEALS ELECTION FUCKING NAZI WHO SPIES ON MY BLOGS AND SPREADS THE ONES THAT CRITICIZE THE CHURCH TO THE REST OF MY SUPPOSEDLY LOVING AND LOYAL FAMILY
Anywho
Lets take this from the top
Tom and Julia spent another pointless year as heretics who would be better off setting themselves on fire due to being liberal non LDS heretics. They lived in a house and at least weren't welfare moochers off the state and stealing our taxes. They visited the Armory in Springfield where Washington commissioned weapons against the fascist liberal British Invading America that just wanted to be Free unlike what the Liberal Babykillers wanted.
Tom and Julia started out the year in Springfield, MA. They visited several attractions there including the Springfield Arsenal which was commissioned by Washington in the Revolutionary War and the Dr. Suess Museum. They enjoyed eating at a local German restaurant that was very authentic looking.
Julia got a yucky education job at the heretical Massachusetts Historical Society that teaches subversive counterfactual narration of history by not compounding to Leader Trump and the Heritage Foundation's Factual Narrative of History. The disgusting socialist public transportation for the disgusting socialist liberal state of Massachusetts took four hours one way (typical liberal planning) so they had to drive back and forth each way and worked together. They made their pointless non liberal lives slightly less pointless by selling they their house moving to Salem Mass
Julia got a job with the Massachusetts Historical Society and was very much looking forward to it. Tom and Julia took an hour commute back and forth driving there even though it was very hard to ensure that she could get it; and sold their house at a loss. Fringe benefit, Tom didn't have to mow the lawn any more (the Grass is mean!). Salem had many wonderful restaurants of all kinds and descriptions that they loved to eat at and many grocery stores that they could also cook meals together and eat.
In July, her non mormon family visited and they went to the USS Constitution, which bravely defended the Holy United States against the Pig Dog Imperialist Capitalist Liberal Pinko Commie British that got better under Boris Johnson but then vomitously elected the highly liberal Kier Starter. They got sick from Covid due to virtuous religious inlaws that they didn't mention the name of but likely really got sick because they injected themselves from the Big Pharma sicko mutation gene making their blood impure by becoming vaccinated. They look forward to being purged int he camps under leader Trump. They will be cured by glorious ally RFK Jr who God Made Smarter by sending a Smart Worm to Infect his Brain.
We all got covid because religious inlaws not the immediate inlaws I won't name went on a cruise and didn't wear masks. Fortunately we were vaccinated. I mean only fucking idiots like nazis dont like vaccines right? Only fucking idiots like Nazis would hire a worm brained anti vexer murderer to be in charge of the CDC lolol.
Once they had moved to Salem, Julia's family visited. They had a nice visit to the USS Constitution. They ate at a downtown restaurant in Boston that served fancy hot dogs and baked beans, an oyster bar (Tom had to work that day), and a lovely fish restaurant with a view of the sea. Unfortunately, the whole family got sick from Covid but they got better
Their food tasted like unto ash for not having Christ sufficiently in their lives. Every day, they sinfully considered hurling themselves off tall buildings to end their pointless miserable lives but couldn't even get that right. Even their cat judged them judgtngly.
Like the liberal communist cowards they are, they are running from America just when it is set alight by the glorious beacon of freedom and Liberty by leader Trump. But worry not, for the light of Leadership and Conservatism is being spread nation by nation like unto prophesy and the start of the millinium under the leadership of the LDS church and Leader Trump as God's agent on Earth will make a 1000 year reign of peace under God and God's Dog Sparky.
Tom and Julia are considering the fantastic restaurant opportunities in Switzerland where they can eat all of the Strudel and Weinersnitzels and Chocolate and Pretzels that they could want to eat, just like the German Restaurant in Springfield. Isn't like funny sometimes how it works in a full circle?
Oh and I did a lot of Quotidian writing that my brother in law looks forward to electronically pooping on with succulent and enlightenintly funny reviews.
Tom wrote things but none of it was really about food. What a wasted opportunity.
Update: adding the word LDS to see if the ants swarm
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