The problem with sending a letter to a Nazi, is that a Nazi is going to edit it. So let's write it from a perspective of what will be sent.
"This year was very challenging for Tom and Julia but they rose to that Challenge. It started with a visit to the fascinating Springfield Armory where the revolutionary war general George Washington commissioned a gun manufactory to kill Imperial British and German Hessian Capitalist Mercenaries for trying to murder people who just wanted their lives. Then we visited the Dr. Suess Museum and saw the anti nazi propaganda cartoons he drew that made fun of stupid nazis and Hitler. Seeing these cartoons, you have to wonder why Christian Nationalists (who used a fake name for National Socialists since Socialism was Popular Like Charlie Chaplin whose Mustache Hitler Stole) would ever be dumb enough to follow a failed truck drive just like a failed artist. Of course as a struggling creative myself I understand, but I guess the difference between me and Hitler is I never sat around letting other people work for me. I've always provided for my family just like my now struggling father.
Tom and Julia spent another pointless year as heretics who would be better off setting themselves on fire due to being liberal non LDS heretics. They lived in a house and at least weren't welfare moochers off the state and stealing our taxes. They visited the Armory in Springfield where Washington commissioned weapons against the fascist liberal British Invading America that just wanted to be Free unlike what the Liberal Babykillers wanted.
Anywho.
Julia got an awesomezors job at The Massachusetts Historical Society, and we had to drive an hour back and forth to Boston from halfway across the state. You'd think that the most liberal state in the country would have trains that run on time, but they dont. It takes four HOURS to get from Springfield to Boston so we had to drive. But we made it work and for over 5 MONTHS we got her to work. In May we finally sold our house and got an Apartment in Salem, and she was having the time of her life in her new job making a lot of friends and advancing her career.
Julia got a yucky education job at the heretical Massachusetts Historical Society that teaches subversive counterfactual narration of history by not compounding to Leader Trump and the Heritage Foundation's Factual Narrative of History. The disgusting socialist public transportation for the disgusting socialist liberal state of Massachusetts took four hours one way (typical liberal planning) so they had to drive back and forth each way and worked together. They made their pointless non liberal lives slightly less pointless by selling they their house moving to Salem Mass.
In July, her family visited and we visited the USS Constitution where they shot and killed a bunch of bunch of murder British who thought that Monarchy was a better form of government than democracy. They lost and died. A lot. Especially since the French helped them a lot. You know France? The liberal country nazis hated? France got curb stomped by nazis because they surrendered but America helped them out. Why would anyone surrender to Nazis instead of just murder them since Nazis wanna murder everyone who isn't a nazi? I don't know. We now live in a world where all public dialog is controlled by capitalist companies who pretend civility but actually enslave the worker and so we have to pretend civility in order to be able to be represented in the public dialog. So of course Murdering Nazis isn't required anymore, this is the 21tst century and we have a well functioning government that can't break.
In July, her non mormon family visited and they went to the USS Constitution, which bravely defended the Holy United States against the Pig Dog Imperialist Capitalist Liberal Pinko Commie British that got better under Boris Johnson but then vomitously elected the highly liberal Kier Starter. They got sick from Covid due to virtuous religious inlaws that they didn't mention the name of but likely really got sick because they injected themselves from the Big Pharma sicko mutation gene making their blood impure by becoming vaccinated. They look forward to being purged int he camps under leader Trump. They will be cured by glorious ally RFK Jr who God Made Smarter by sending a Smart Worm to Infect his Brain.
Anywho.
We all got covid because religious inlaws not the immediate inlaws I won't name went on a cruise and didn't wear masks. Fortunately we were vaccinated. I mean only fucking idiots like nazis dont like vaccines right? Only fucking idiots like Nazis would hire a worm brained anti vexer murderer to be in charge of the CDC lolol.
Anywho we also toured many places in Salem, like the Witch House where they murdered a woman on the accusations of a demented little girl and hanged women who talked too much. Puritants were very much a Your Body My Choice kind of group of people. We also saw the Museum of Torture where they showed us how the Inquisition and Nazis in Concentration Camps hired sociopaths to torture people for the state just because of how they were born. That's definitely a thing Nazis like to do.
How sad.
Then we ate a really nice meal (insert 4000 pages on all the things we ate here with more snarky veiled comments about family members I dont like (Love ya Grandma, you actually were pretty cool even though your soul clearly curdled under my really sick Grandpa) )
Their food tasted like unto ash for not having Christ sufficiently in their lives. Every day, they sinfully considered hurling themselves off tall buildings to end their pointless miserable lives but couldn't even get that right. Even their cat judged them judgtngly.
Sadly, this year was a real success story and then I informed my wife that Librarians would not be safe under Nazis in the new regime. And so after much discussion, she is going to lose the job that we BOTH worked our asses off for, sold our first house for, because you can't be a special collections meta data specialist for a physical fucking archive remotely. You Kinna need to be there for that. So Switzerland is Calling.
Like the liberal communist cowards they are, they are running from America just when it is set alight by the glorious beacon of freedom and Liberty by leader Trump. But worry not, for the light of Leadership and Conservatism is being spread nation by nation like unto prophesy and the start of the millinium under the leadership of the LDS church and Leader Trump as God's agent on Earth will make a 1000 year reign of peace under God and God's Dog Sparky.
Oh and I did a lot of writing. But you can check out my writing blog for that.
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