Letters to Grandma

Hi Grandma,

Hope all goes well.  I still have yet to figure out a way to have these printed and sent to you besides just printing these out.  We're really looking forward to our trip to Paris next week.  It should be nice.  Did you know that Sunrise doesn't have a FAX number? How weird is that.  I've sent you two books, one is the Cats of Ungthar, by HP Lovecraft. It's about some people that are mean to Cats, but the cats are mean back.  That reminds me of a time that Mom sent me a tshirt that says I support the right to Arm Bears, though by 'send' I mean 'hand' since this was before her addiction to tfury where she just sent me stuff.  I tried a website that lets you copy and paste email but they want like a prepaid deposit of $10 and it just...seems dodgy.  I don't trust them.  The other night we had coldcuts for dinner, it was quite good.  The other book I'm sending you is called "Garfield without Garfield" which is still technically about a cat but its funny because the cat isn't there. I know you like garfield since you pointed him out a few times on the comics (in the comics) when we lived together. This is funny because it is garfield without garfield (hence the name) but it has Jon (garfields owner) who looks like he is talking to thin air.  Apparently this was so funny that the guy who draws the comic took it from a website and then did it himself so he could actually make money off of it.  What do you think about politics this year? Pretty crazy, huh? Speaking of crazy, I'm not.  I swear I'm not.  No really. I swear it. i'm not going insane.  There are no bats in my brain.  Or in the crawlspace above where I work. I did not put them there. I like HP lovecraft. He talks about insanity a lot.  Did I mention I got cut off from facebook? Its ok.  I'm OK.  Facebook is this website where you have to put your face in a book and then shut it as hard as you can.  No, you know what facebook is. I'm sure mom and skip have mentioned it.  But they don't let you use aliases there so when I used an alias there someone reported me and then I lost my fake facebook account.  So people don't know I exist.  Its a shame people don't know I'm real.  But I'm handling it OK.  I really am.  Do you know what stream of concieciousness is? I know I do.  I'm assuming you do because you were a librarian.  I mean I know you were a naval librarian but I think that they probably had fiction in the naval library. At least some of the officers reports was fictional. Am I right? :D :D: D: D: :D That is a smiley face because I took a : and a D and if you turn it sideways you can totally see a smile.

Alright.

Love you

Have a great afternoon.